I woke up this morning around 2 am, two hours into being 31, to a stabbing pain inside my knee that wouldn't stop. It felt like a demon was in my knee cap trying to rip its way out of my body. I think it was just a muscle cramp! But I didn't know it could happen in a knee, do knees even have muscles? Thanks, aging body.
Around 9 am, nine hours into being 31, my family called. I was waiting for the "Happy Birthday Song," but instead my mom told me our family cat, Tod Blankenship, had passed away in the night. It happened really fast and it sort of sounds like it was something he ate outside, but he was surrounded by people that loved him at the time and he'd had a really good life.

Here's Tod on the couch with a surprisingly docile Calvin. I named Tod when he was a freshly-rescued-from-Episcopalians kitten. Tod only has one 'd,' because I knew Tod would be a frugal and pragmatical cat that wouldn't need the decadence of double letters.
TEN GOOD THINGS ABOUT TOD:
1. Tod, when he didn't way 30 pounds, would let me play 'Rollercoaster' and 'Peter Pan' with him and never complained.
2. He let Wiley (our dearly departed golden retriever) play 'Mop' with him. 'Mop' was a game Tod and Wiley invented together which required Tod laying on his back on my Nana's shiny kitchen floor. Wiley would shove his nose into Tod's rear and push Tod around on the floor like a mop. No cleaning ever came of this, but both animals really enjoyed themselves.
3. Tod had a cute habit of sitting on a tiny step stool in the kitchen when he wanted snacks or food.
4. Tod didn't shed too much, just the right amount.
5. Tod's breath was never too pungent, just pleasantly gamey.
6. Tod never had dingleberries, maybe see Good Thing #2 above.
7. Tod was an on again off again snuggler, not too needy like another cat I know.
8. Tod respectfully slept on the furniture areas my grandmother approved of.
9. Tod never had a bad thing to say about anybody.
10. Tod was a good friend through and through.
We'll miss you, Tod. I hope you and Wiley are together playing 'Mop' and eating loads of crab cakes and roast chickens.